Big Wet Three: d100 Trinkets, Yes-Sir-ee!

I love trinkets lists. This one's for the Big Wet. 

1. Tin of spam
2. "Flooding Procedures and You" government pamphlet
3. Old-fashioned spyglass
4. Disposable camera and enough film for 25 photos
5. High-grade nautical chart, now 100% useless
6. Manual of sailor tattoos
7. A cool geode
8. Four caffeine tablets
9. Half-dozen glo-sticks
10. Bandana
11. Rubber duck
12. A single glow-in-the-dark condom
13. Denim jacket, sleeves optional
14. Barber's razor, battery-powered
15. Tourniquet
16. Nose ring
17. Tattoo gun, no ink
18. Doc Martens
19. Wallet full of mostly-useless cash
20. One wedding ring for each finger
21. Excised tumor in a little jar
22. Bright blue jerry can, reads "potable water"
23. Spare tire
24. Fingerless black leather gloves
25. Matched spiked bracelets
26. Twister, but missing the spinner
27. Pack of cigarettes
28. Dog tags
29. Pack of balloons
30. Surfboard, tie-dye colors
31. A hefty canoe oar
32. 12 oz can of Coca-Cola
33. Bottle of extremely old codeine
34. Ice axe
35. Chocolate bar
36. Set of allen wrenches, missing two
37. Palm-sized wad of sticky-tack
38. CD jukebox, battery-powered
39. Shemagh scarf, like the cool military bros have
40. A bullet with "BASTERD" poorly carved into it
41. Diver's wristwatch
42. Wraparound shades
43. Four-pack of twinkies
44. Complete Yahtzee! set, no scorecards
45. Basic travel-sized makeup kit
46. Male enhancement pills, questionable efficacy
47. Trusty beanie, slouch-able or ear-covering as needs be
48. Sharktooth necklace
49. Inner tube
50. Staple gun, no staples
51. Roll of scotch tape
52. MRE: fettuccini alfredo
53. A weird scary bug in a jar
54. Acoustic guitar, missing a string
55. BB Gun
56. Matched shot glasses
57. Super high-end hydroflask
58. A pouchful of dry earth
59. Rubik's cube
60. A packet of Lisa Frank stickers
61. Nokia phone, still working, no signal
62. Baseball cap, Boston Red Sox
63. Cowboy hat
64. Growler of moonshine, mostly empty
65. Lobster cage
66. 10' of barbed wire in a little sack
67. Rubber-band ball, 6" across
68. Hard hat with "expendable" stamped across it
69. Snorkel
70. Really fancy switchblade with an in-laid handle and everything
71. Lock of red hair
72. Bowling ball
73. 6-months sober token
74. A random major arcana card
75. Ushanka
76. Compass
77. Bundle of coat hangers
78. Dozen permanent markers, in full rainbow bright colors
79. Bottle of hand sanitizer
80. Raggedy-Anne doll
81. Big, powerful magnet
82. Harmonica
83. Stack of Playboys, waterlogged and blurry
84. Black eyepatch, medical-grade
85. Super high-grade tactical cargo pants
86. Roll of paper towels, dry
87. A weird skull
88. Love letter
89. Windchimes
90. Pack of poker cards
91. REI gift card, $100
92. Six feet of 0.75" PVC pipe
93. Crucifix on a necklace
94. Sixer of light beer
95. Three $10,000 poker chips on a string
96. Small desk fan
97. A fucking sword
98. Athletic elbow- and knee-guards
99. A dozen granola bars
100. A strange radio that beeps out a single Morse code letter every dawn

Some entries (lovingly) stolen from Mothership, KISHU, and the Face gang.